Rio Ferdinand as captain of England, you are having a joke surely ?
Apart from a 9 months drugs ban, 4 convictions for driving offences inc one drink driving,involvement in a sex video scandal, various nightclub incidences and flashing his unearned wealth to the world by driving a Hummer and a Bentley..........he is a fine example to British wealth.
Can I suggest some other jobs for Englands players.
Wayne Rooney...............Elocution Tutor.
David Beckham..............Canvas for tatooists.
John Terry .........Spokesman for supressed players.
Ashley Cole..........Limb Surgeon specialising in legs.
Joe Cole.............High Driving champion.
Steve Gerrard........Translator,English into Scouse
David James..........Test cricket slip fielder.
I am sure you can think ofmore. However, I am sure even if we lose tonight the British press will console us with the fact that the Premiership is the best league in the world. It is.....for foreign mercenaries.
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